Wednesday, March 28, 2007

FAT FUCKING LOSER

My favorite "scumlebrity" has been a really big dick to the waitstaff at several hard to get into eateries.

Yesterday Jeremy...



"Was asked never to return to Matsuhisa in Aspen by a manager," alleges a snitch. "He came in with a large group of 12 or more without reservations and asked for a table. It was a very busy night, but a table, although cramped, was provided. On his way out, he made a nasty comment to the manager: 'Thanks for nothing.'" Allegedly his tip also left something to be desired. "He left a DVD of the first year of 'Entourage' to one of the waiters. [An employee] ran up the stairs and hurled it at him as he was leaving."

Now Today We Have This...


The "Entourage" star had a similar showdown with a hostess at the restaurant off Vine in Hollywood. Piven, who did not have a reservation, was reportedly unhappy a table could not be found because the restaurant was booked solid on Valentine's Day. "Believe it or not, he used the 'Don't you know who I am?' line," laughs the source. "He proceeded to berate [the hostess] about her treatment of him." Piven allegedly left in a huff, "but not before slamming her about her working in a restaurant."

What. A. Stupid. Loser.

All I Have To Say About This Is:

I TOLD YOU SO. I TOLD YOU SO. I TOLD YOU SO.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm new here and don't know why you are saying i told you so, but i will trust you that he is a loser simply by those pictures. kissing his emmy? it isn't an oscar asshole. i love you btw.

Anonymous said...

rudelebrity.

dipshitlebrity.

dumbfucklebrity.

Anonymous said...

good ones.

rory said...

he really resembles an orangutan in that emmy kissing picture...and like a rapist nightmare in the first.

Alliekat said...

Yes you were right but I figured he was an ass just cuz he looks like one. . . still good one.

jess said...

and on top of all of that- he has hair plugs....i mean get some self awareness buddy

OD said...

I just came back to your site to see if you were gone forever, and you are not. Welcome back. I'll be hitting up the comments section later. By the way, our blog is still up and running even though I don't update as much as I used to(daily).

Alliekat said...

I have a friend that looks like Jeremy. . . he's a dick too.